I just like funny shit.

petitedeath:

teppagan:

Babymetal Meets Big Four Of Thrash

JEALOUS

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

fuckwhitepeople:

but the faces tho 

"looks like someone's coaching was pretty affective"

"shut up"

aobasluttygaki:

This kid is in pain

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Serious pain

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Crippling, agonising, enflamed,

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 curled up on the fucking floor, should be in the god damn hospital PAIN.
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AND IS STILL trying to swim

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so he can be there for this little beauty

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if this isn’t love
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I don’t know what love is.

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auwa:

friendly reminder: owning up to, learning from, and apologizing for your mistakes can go a long way

What dream? What future? It’s you who cares about all that, I’m not you! I don’t have any of that!

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

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